My favorite #mealreplacement @Redbull it’s a #preworkout drink, an #afterworkout chaser, and it even acts as an #ashcatcher…what does your energy drink do? #shotsfired #ilovethestuff #Ineedasugarfreehookup. #redbullambassador (that little Asian lady tried to use my line) #turnup #hashtagkiller #twokeystavern
Rise to the occasion… #PeterPanPullUps #Floatlikeabutterfly I was only doing legs but got antsy… #sockgameproper I’ve mastered the 45 minute workout. Ran a 6:53 mile too. #runfast #liftheavy #idontcountcaloriesiburnthem this hashtagging comes so naturally. Fitness with the #hashtagkiller #huaraches
How fancy I am… #doublecup #sophisticatedignorance I did not wake up in a new Bugatti but I’m thankful to have waken up nonetheless. #workflow with the #hashtagkiller
Sometimes I listen #NotoriousBIG “Told me meet em in the future later, they’ll take me shopping
buy me lavender and fuschia Gators
Introduce me to player haters and heavy weighters
Rich bitch shit, drinking Cristal
til they piss the shit, uhh…” #badboys move in silence and violence Ross borrowed the grunt. #fashiontips from the #hashtagkiller #bowtiekilla #patternsonpatterns #flybynaturesouthernbythegraceofGod -M. Kearney #opencasketfresh
Ladies, don’t trust a man who skips #legsday at the gym. That’s the type of fella who will poke holes in condoms. He’ll do this after having full knowledge that you finally saved enough money from that stripper pole (at #thepyramid) to pay for college. #pricelessadvice from the #hashtagkiller #sockgameproper #Champion brand sweats are made from the finest #slaverycotton damn they feel good. #reebok pump #vanheusen socks
#hideyowives #hideyomamas #hideyogrannies I run faster after dark #7minutemile #gingerbreadmanflow #denardrobinson lace’em up for what?! *in my Ms. Faith font* #sockgameproper #vanheusen #nike #sobe coconut water is the bizzomb. Too many #hashtags from the #hashtagkiller
